Following news this week that Lee Jasper wants all black schools I would like to make a call for all gay schools - and why not even better let’s split them between boys and girls and allow B’s and T’s to decide which they wish to go to.

Further more, all teachers MUST be LGBT, no heterosexual parents must step foot inside the school so pupils receive a well-rounded gay education from gay people. All history lessons must only focus on gay heritage, all geography looking at our gay meccas and biology must become practical.
I suggest anyone supporting this motion to contact us immediately.